There Is Mad Pooper office cleaning Pooping In Yale Students’ Laundry
The Yale Daily News reports ,”In the past several weeks, an unknown individual or group, who students have dubbed the ‘poopetrator,’ has repeatedly defecated in students’ laundry, leaving office cleaning many fearful about the safety of their clothes.”
Clearly someone watched the episode of Bob’s Burgers where Tina investigates a mysterious middle school pooper. Pooping isn’t a joke. The police are now involved because poo is yucky and unsanitary. Plus, it cost approximately one babillion quarters to do laundry on campus, I’d be pissed if I did laundry and it came back covered in poop.
According to Yale police, “An unknown individual or group, who students have dubbed the poopetrator, has repeatedly defecated in students laundry, leaving many fearful about the safety of their clothes.”
A victim of the poopetrator told Yale’s tabloid Rumpus , “ To be honest it was mostly pure unadulterated incredulity of the are-you-fucking-kidding-me variety. I mean, the entire reason my laundry was in this top dryer in the first place was that someone had already urinated on it in the bottom dryer, so I had to rewash the whole thing (with extra detergent).”
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The Yale Daily News reports ,”In the past several weeks, an unknown individual or group, who students have dubbed the ‘poopetrator,’ has repeatedly defecated in students’ laundry, leaving office cleaning many fearful about the safety of their clothes.”
Clearly someone watched the episode of Bob’s Burgers where Tina investigates a mysterious middle school pooper. Pooping isn’t a joke. The police are now involved because poo is yucky and unsanitary. Plus, it cost approximately one babillion quarters to do laundry on campus, I’d be pissed if I did laundry and it came back covered in poop.
According to Yale police, “An unknown individual or group, who students have dubbed the poopetrator, has repeatedly defecated in students laundry, leaving many fearful about the safety of their clothes.”
A victim of the poopetrator told Yale’s tabloid Rumpus , “ To be honest it was mostly pure unadulterated incredulity of the are-you-fucking-kidding-me variety. I mean, the entire reason my laundry was in this top dryer in the first place was that someone had already urinated on it in the bottom dryer, so I had to rewash the whole thing (with extra detergent).”
Check out these posts from our partners Britney Spears Makes Out With A Dude Who Isn't Her BF Celeb Hotties at the Gym Ways to a Slightly Better Version of Yourself Miley's 21st B-day: Strippers, Booze, and The Lorax The Situation's Felony Investigation
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